Sgt. Remus is gone. Something about his undergarments being on display in front of us, don’t know how that happened. Good riddance I say, he was mean. He was all about yelling at us and having us do push ups as opposed to real combat training with swords and punching. Unfortunately, our new trainer isn’t much better.
Crown Prince Sigurd of Nordhelm. The “Heir to the North” as the Queen likes to say. The Queen says he’s a brave refined, Prince whose kept his kingdom safe from the wild hordes. If you ask me he’s just an arrogant braggart.
He spent most of the session talking about his prowess then actually showing us anything. Then he randomly leg sweeped Clarisse, caught her, kissed her forehead and snorted about how she wasn’t prepared and he prevented her from cracking her head. Jerk.
He and his soldiers did help us with our stances, so it’s not a total loss. Still, I hope he sits on a bee’s nest. Maybe I can…